The 4 Stages of Coffee Grief
Is your coffee all gone? Mine too.
Let’s work through the stages of grief together, shall we?
|I'll bet there's just one sip left in there.|
My coffee never runs out this quickly (on Fridays).
I'm gonna double-check this upside down.
I know you're IN THERE!
|Hey, WAIT A MINUTE! Grrr...|
BARGAINING / DEPRESSION
|Here's what I'm gonna do... I'll slurp down just another drop. Yeah. |
Then, I'll find a smidgen, a trickle... something.
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WHYYYYYYY, oh, WHY did it have to end this soon??!!
[INSERT WAILING/BLUBBERING SOUND HERE]
|OK, It was good while it lasted.|
And, I really don't need to feel jittery for the rest of the day.
I'll see YOU in 24 hours, cup. Mmmmwa!
Feel better now? Good.
Hasta la next cup! (That's Spangcoffleeish brought to you by our non-sponsor Rosettasetta Stone)