If Ella Were a Cowboys Fan...

If Ms. Ella Fitzgerald was alive today, and if she had been a Cowboys fan, perhaps the song she so "smokingly" sang many moons ago would go a little something like this:

I Miss You Playin' [the abbreviated Mommy's gotta make lunch version]
(to the tune of Ain't Misbehavin')

No one to watch with
All by myself
No one to root for
But I'm happy on the shelf

I miss you playin'
I'm savin' my cheers for you

I know for certain
The one I back
We're through with this year
Now I've got to back The Pac


I won't stay out late
Don't care to go
I'm home about eight
Just me and my radio


[drum solo] (or not)
I miss you playin' 
I'm savin' my cheers for you!!!

And, just in case you missed the Superbowl Sunday Game Watchers' and Bystanders' Off-The-Field Rules, you might want to brush up before you watch the big game tonight.